America's Next Top Model
Okay.. so just like I predicted, Sara went home this week. I am glad because I really feel like she didn't want it like everyone else. The others seem to have more drive. And to be honest, she doesn't as good of pictures as the others either. I think the judges have narrowed it down to three excellent candidates to fight for the top prize. We have Joanie, Danielle, and Jade. Even though I don't like Jade's attitude, she takes great pictures and has a kickin' bod. She is a model. Danielle has got it for sure. She just needs to work on her accent is all. And of course, you know I love my Joanie. I think she should win it all. She has a good spirit and she takes some damn good pictures. Finale next week. We will see who comes out on top!!!
posted by Kellie @ 12:34 PM
37 Comments:
At 5:09 PM,
enN2sp said…
I agree with you. Jonie will win!
At 11:35 PM,
Andrea said…
After an all day marathon of ANTM on VH1...I'm officially hooked.
DANG IT!
At 5:13 PM,
enN2sp said…
Welcome to ANTM junkies.
At 7:35 PM,
The TapeEar said…
Danielle won!!! I thought Jonie would win but I wanted Danielle to.
At 10:42 PM,
sela said…
Due to my crazy schedule(or non-schedule) the last few weeks I have actually MISSED several episodes of ANTM! Totally sucks! I'm sooo glad to hear that Jade didn't win. Anyway, I've got to catch the re-runs sometime. They'll probably show them all summer long!
At 11:08 AM,
enN2sp said…
Yeah, on VH1 the most.
At 9:35 PM,
boneman said…
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At 4:38 PM,
boneman said…
OK, far from being someone who tells ya that ya have t'do something with yer blog....
but....
this been sittin' here fer a while.
At 9:51 AM,
boneman said…
OK, so, I got a new limerick.
OK, well, it's new to me, at least.
As a beauty, I'm no star,
There are others more beautiful, by far.
But, my face, I don't mind it,
because I'm behind it,
It's the folks out front that I jar....
At 7:32 PM,
boneman said…
OK, so, my daughter graduated and I posted the pix on m'site.
'Course, I know yer such the "elder" here, but, all I can say is sorry. I'm a late starter and m'daughter's like, younger than you.
Is she the next model winner?
dunno. stay tuned....
At 7:43 PM,
boneman said…
This is a joke.....NOT advice.!
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat, and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a ;few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.
My favorite is #5.
At 7:59 PM,
The TapeEar said…
#3 is gross(and weird). #1 is ssoooooooo funny. But wouldn't that hurt. Nevermind it's supposed to. Why did I say that??? I have no idea.
At 3:47 PM,
boneman said…
Would it be any less wierd if it were,
Avoid arguments with the Mr. about putting the seat down....etc., etc,?
At 3:05 PM,
boneman said…
A Priest, a Pentecostal Minister and a Rabbi all served as chaplains
to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette.
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to
talk shop. One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people
isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They
would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it and attempt
to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss their experiences.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches and has
various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I
found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear
wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly
grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he
became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him
first communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and
both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone
oratory he claimed, "WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I
went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear
from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I
took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP
another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED
him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as
gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of The week in Fellowship,
feasting on God's Holy Word, and praising Jesus."
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed
tubes in and out of him. He was in bad shape. The rabbi , with a look
of wise reflection, looks up and says,
"Looking back on it,
circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
At 11:59 AM,
boneman said…
Bill Clinton is placed against the wall and just before the order
to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!".
The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall
and escapes in the confusion.
John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad
is reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done.
Before the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!".
Again the squad falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall thus making
his escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over
the wall."
As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction,
he smirks his famous smirk and yells, "Fire!"
At 11:08 AM,
boneman said…
Always, ALWAYS try to help each other.
A newlywed couple just moved into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
The husband just looked at his wife and said, "What do I look like, Mr.Plumber?”
A few days went by, and he comes home from work and again his wife asks for a favor, "Honey, the car won't start, I think that it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?"
"What do I look like, Mr.Goodwrench?" was his response. Another couple of weeks go by, and it's raining pretty hard. His wife then finds a leak in the roof. She pleads with him as he's walking through the door. "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?"
He just looked at her and said "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" and sat down with a beer and watched a game on TV.
One weekend the husband woke up and it was pouring pretty hard, but the leak on the roof was gone! Speaking of leaks, he also went to take a shower, and he found that the one pipe behind the sink wasn't leaking anymore either.
His wife was coming home just then, and as she walked through the door, the husband asked, "Honey, how come there aren't any more leaks, and the car's running?"
She replied nonchalantly, "Oh, the other day I was picking up the mail, and I ran into one of our new neighbors, Jon. What a nice man. He came over and fixed everything." "Wow, did he charge us anything?" asked the husband. "No, he just said that he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or had sex with him" she said.
"Cool. What kind of cake did you make?" asked the husband. "Cake? What the hell do you think I look like, Betty Crocker?
At 1:20 PM,
boneman said…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
At 6:02 PM,
boneman said…
Y'know, y'all don't seem t'check this that often, so, I'm thinkin' when ya do, y'should go get on a pair of pants ya don't mind gettin wet.
Cause some of these seem just that funny....
A man goes into a bar with a monkey.
He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all
around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then
grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool
table,grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to
everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole. The bartender
screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkeyjust did?"
The guy says "No, what?"
"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ---- whole!"
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats
everythingin sight, the little devil. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball
and
stuff."
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey
ate, and then leaves.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a
maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,
pulls it out,and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again
sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is
disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No,
what?" replies the guy.
"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled
it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
"He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to
pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
'Course, if yer reading them in the other's blogs, oh well....
At 10:40 AM,
enN2sp said…
Hey Kiwi,
Have you started to watch Project Runway yet? the first show was last Wed.
At 11:15 AM,
boneman said…
There once was a lady fron Fises
who had tits of two different sizes
one was quite small
hardly anything at all, but the other was large and won prizes.
At 12:59 PM,
boneman said…
Just read a good book...
Under the Bleachers' by
Seymour Buttz
At 3:55 PM,
boneman said…
A guy wakes up late on Sunday morning, throws on his clothes and runs t'church.
He sees the priest on the front steps and as he finishes putting on his tie, he asks, "Father. Is mass out?"
"No," the priest replies, "but yer tie is on crooked."
At 10:45 PM,
sela said…
Hey!
Thank you sooo much for the books! They're great and just what I wanted! You're sweet for thinking of me!
Rosie-I'm watching!! Love that show!! Also, Big Brother just started..my FAV!
At 4:14 PM,
boneman said…
OK, if'n yer quick, check out
http://shericakes.blogspot.com/
At 6:26 PM,
boneman said…
A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the
salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of
pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde
seems to have a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman
then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, "Fifteen inches."
"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very
small - what room are they for?"
The blonde tells him that they aren't for a room, but they
are for her computer monitor.
The surprised salesman replies, "But Miss, computers do not
need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo! I've got Windoooooows!"
At 10:40 PM,
boneman said…
There was a young lass from Norway
who hung from her heels in the doorway
come over here, Claus
and bring yer rubber mouse
I think I have found just one more way!
At 11:00 AM,
enN2sp said…
Isn't Kiwi coming back to her Blog?
At 10:32 AM,
enN2sp said…
EVER??????
At 11:29 PM,
sela said…
She must be a busy girl!!
At 5:59 PM,
boneman said…
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota that makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..." "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
At 1:32 PM,
boneman said…
A middle aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.
The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on 'special'.
Suddenly, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The manager goes to the woman and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?"
She explained the problem with the toaster, and he tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.
Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!" And doing so draws an even more HUGE crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"
In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
At 8:01 AM,
boneman said…
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began t o sink. Scared for his life, the
horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!
Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.
Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley; and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!
Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies. Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit; and soon he, too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse t thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing, and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story?
(Yep, you betcha there,s a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
At 2:30 PM,
boneman said…
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
Harold is His name.
Amen."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After the christening of his baby brother in church,
Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
His father asked him three times what was wrong.
Finally, the boy replied,
"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
and I wanted to stay with you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin,
the Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime.
She would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word,
right up to the end of th e prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
"but deliver us from E-mail.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
One particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets
as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
were on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old
brother, Joel, were sitting together in church.
Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A father was at the beach with his children
when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
The boy thoug ht a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
At 12:17 PM,
boneman said…
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for corn.
The bartender says "We have no corn, get out of here."
So the duck leaves.
The next day he
comes back and asks for corn again, and the bartender says "I told you, we don't have any corn! Get out!"
So the duck leaves.
The next day he goes in again and asks for corn, and the bartender says, "For the last time, we don't have corn! If you ever come back, I'm going to nail those webbed feet
of yours to the floor!"
So the duck leaves.
The next day the duck comes and asks, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender says, "No, of course not. Why would a bar have nails?"
The duck then says, "Good. Then can I have some corn?"
At 9:31 AM,
alli-gal said…
Kelly!!!!
Where are you??? Have you gotten lost in the non-blogging world again????
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