I can post this because I am a blonde...
A blind guy walks into a barroom and finds a stool at the bar.
"Hey, want to hear a really great blond joke?" He says when the bartender brings him his drink.
The place goes quiet, then the guy sitting on his left leans over and says in a low voice: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blond with a black belt in karate. The guy sitting on your right is 6'2," weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to his right is 6'5" and pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. We're all blonds. Think about it, Pal. You really wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks for a minute, then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
"Hey, want to hear a really great blond joke?" He says when the bartender brings him his drink.
The place goes quiet, then the guy sitting on his left leans over and says in a low voice: "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb blond with a black belt in karate. The guy sitting on your right is 6'2," weighs 225 and he's a rugby player. The fella to his right is 6'5" and pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. We're all blonds. Think about it, Pal. You really wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy thinks for a minute, then says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
posted by Kellie @ 3:35 PM
12 Comments:
At 6:01 PM,
enN2sp said…
That was FUNNY!
At 6:02 PM,
Kellie said…
Yeah I thought it was too!
At 10:00 AM,
sela said…
Ha ha! That's a good one!
At 4:24 PM,
boneman said…
hahahahahahahaha
Best one I've heard in years!
At 4:37 PM,
alli-gal said…
I'll have to tell Ryan (my boyfriend) that joke!! He's a big fan of anything funny, and is most comfortable in front of a bunch of people making them crack up. He loves Michael Jackson jokes and Yo mamma jokes.
I've tried to convince him to go to one of the open mike nights at Crackers...but he says he's scared :-)
At 8:51 AM,
Kellie said…
Wow... if you can convince him to do that... My husband and I will come! That would be so cool for him to get up on stage and do what he loves! And who knows? If Crackers likes him they may ask him to open for someone!!
At 6:57 PM,
boneman said…
A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff together,....who lands first?
The brunette.
The blonde had to stop for directions.
At 2:39 PM,
sela said…
Nice try Boneman!
At 5:02 PM,
boneman said…
As a blonde, I figure I can try again, what say? Eh?
Started m'new job today. I train rabbits to walk backwards in a straight row.
I call it a receding hare line.
At 1:10 PM,
boneman said…
So, I was out with the rabbits before the rain started, and I thought to do a little mowing....
After gassing up the mower, though, I had accidently knocked over the gas can, and before I could get it cleaned up, a couple of the rabbits drank some and went scurrying back behind the house.
Well, I chased after them, and they musta run around the housse near three or four times before finally falling down as still as rocks in the front yard, with their lil legs sticking straight up in the air....
("were they dead?")
No......
They just ran out'a gas.
At 1:15 PM,
boneman said…
And, that wasn't the most amazing thing....
A car pulled up, guy jumps out and opens the trunk and gets out a can of spray and comes over and sprays the rabbits.
Well, they jumped up and started running down the road. They got aboput twenty, thirty yards, turned around and waved at us. Then they ran another twenty or so yards and turned around again and waved at us. And again, and again, until all we could see was their paws reaching up over the horizon, waving at us.
I turned to the man and asked, "Mister! What was in that can of spray?"
And he turned back at me, and held the can up at his side so I could see the label, and he said, ....
Why, this here is
HARE RESTORER.....
with permanent wave.
oooooo
or is that eeeeeeuuuuuuwwwwww
?
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